"Effortlessly ridiculing and thoroughly demeaning the plethora of store-bought dealer-supplied pseudo-patriotic, national birthright assumption via corporate brand association, flag slathered retards and trend humping fashion lemmings as well as the noisy self-propelled dildo yachts that these Luddite posers worship. Additionally, I occasionally find the time to easily put to rest blatant pop cultural ignorance, long standing hillbilly myths, cleverly spun marketing lies, acts of rampant flock behavior and other cringe-worthy societal stupidity as found deeply imbedded in and on display throughout America's largest home-grown trailer park spawned cheap white trash oriented wannabe pagan religion; Harley Davidson (as taught in its official think-by-numbers catechism; the Milwaukee Orthodoxy)."

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AREA OF INTEREST

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  WHAT'S NEW ON AMERICAN ANGST Notes on the changes and additions to the site.
  CODE OF CONDUCT What I expect from you (but probably won't get...).
  THE AMERICAN ANGST FAQ Answers to most of your basic questions.
  WHY A HARLEY DAVIDSON ISN'T A REAL AMERICAN MOTORCYCLE The original personal opinion that started this crusade, dating all the way back to the year of our Lord, 1993 A.D.
updt_anm.gif (1811 bytes) THE BEST OF HARLEY OWNER FEEDBACK Flag slathered retards + Email = prescription strength mirth!
  THE WET DREAMS OF UTTER MORONS Short mental spurts from genetic misfires and sub-mental pygmies.
  STORIES AND NEWS FROM THE ROAD Your stories and links ... submitted to this site.
  THE HARLEY DAVIDSON OWNER'S MANUAL A think-by-numbers guide to the Milwaukee Orthodoxy, Harley Davidson's seemingly official catechism.
updt_anm.gif (1811 bytes) JOKES AND HUMOR Jokes about the jokes.  The difference is that these jokes actually work...
  SPORT BIKES FOREVER An old opinion of mine, circa 1995.  Why I don't and won't ride anything made by Harley Davidson.
  SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW Comparing old technology to new technology
  2004 HONDA CBR600RR The Dark One rides a dark horse indeed ...
  THE AMERICAN ANGST FORUMS A place to hang your leathers and just vent.  Definitely wild country.  Please don't tease the Harley trolls because they might get mad and throw doo-doo at you.
  DEDICATED SUPPORT FOR THIS SITE Praise and cheers from those who feel the same way.
  DEDICATED IRE FOR THIS SITE The bleating of the sheep, in their own tragic words.
  BLACK ECHO Meet The Dark One, your host, and start going faster !


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"We've all seen that bumper sticker: "If God rode a motorcycle, it would be a Harley." I thought to myself......
now I know why God  hasn't made His second coming.....   He's still stuck in a cornfield
out in Nebraska or somewhere waiting for parts!"
    - Lee (former HD owner)

"Sure, nine out of ten people would want a Harley if you asked them, but then again,
nine of ten people don't know shit about bikes.
"
  -JGullato

 "I think of these people (HD owners) as oxygen thieves, stealing it
from those of us that can really use it."
   -ASmyth

"We have to protect ourselves from the trampling and roar of a bewildered herd." 
-Walter Lippmann

"You can't dress trashy 'till you spend lots of money."   -Billy Joel, "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me"

"Honda Valkyrie- the "Made-In-America" motorcycle that America wishes it could make." -BradP

"Simply put, Harley Davidson is to motorcycles what AOL is to the Internet."  - Christopher T. Shields

"Buying a Harley is like paying $3,000 for a 13" black & white TV and telling
 people it's better than a 42" flatscreen."
-Bill L

"The authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a
single individual.
"
-Quoted in Arago, Eulogy of Galileo (1874)

"Show me a man riding his Harley and I will show you
a man with a flat on his truck
."
-RDDEVIL

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