"Harley owners are nothing
more than dimwitted sheep and clueless cattle driven by an easily identifiable
flock / herd behavior with a think-by-numbers mindset operating under the misunderstood cause of a
self-assumed, self replicating, trailer park grown, redneck spread pagan religion which has
its roots buried deep in both rampant commercialism and subscription based make-believe."
- Christopher T. Shields (Black Echo)
"Twenty-five grand and twenty-five miles don't make you a biker." - slogan seen on a T-shirt
AREA OF INTEREST
|WHAT'S NEW ON AMERICAN ANGST||Notes on the changes and additions to the site.|
|CODE OF CONDUCT||What I expect from you (but probably won't get...).|
|THE AMERICAN ANGST FAQ||Answers to most of your basic questions.|
|WHY A HARLEY DAVIDSON ISN'T A REAL AMERICAN MOTORCYCLE||The original personal opinion that started this crusade, dating all the way back to the year of our Lord, 1993 A.D.|
||HARLEY OWNER FEEDBACK||Giving a Harley owner access to Email is like giving a Neanderthal access to a microwave oven.|
|THE WET DREAMS OF UTTER MORONS||Short mental spurts from genetic misfires and sub-mental pygmies.|
|STORIES AND NEWS FROM THE ROAD||Your stories and links ... submitted to this site.|
|THE HARLEY DAVIDSON OWNER'S MANUAL||A think-by-numbers reference to the Milwaukee Orthodoxy, Harley Davidson's official catechism. This is a guide to the pagan faith practiced by The Brotherhood, The Sisterhood, The Family and The Faithful.|
|JOKES AND HUMOR||Jokes about the jokes. The difference is that these jokes actually work...|
|SPORT BIKES FOREVER||An old opinion of mine, circa 1995. Why I don't and won't ride anything made by Harley Davidson.|
|SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW||Comparing old technology to new technology|
|THE AMERICAN ANGST FORUMS||A place to hang your leathers and just vent. Definitely wild country. Please don't tease the Harley trolls because they might get mad and throw doo-doo at you.|
|DEDICATED SUPPORT FOR THIS SITE||Praise and cheers from those who feel the same way.|
|DEDICATED IRE FOR THIS SITE||The bleating of the sheep, in their own tragic words.|
|BLACK ECHO||Meet The Dark One, your host, and start going faster !|
"We've all seen
that bumper sticker: "If God rode a motorcycle, it would be a Harley." I thought to myself......
now I know why God hasn't made His second coming..... He's still stuck in a cornfield
out in Nebraska or somewhere waiting for parts!" - Lee (former HD owner)
"Sure, nine out of ten people would want a Harley if you asked them,
but then again,
nine of ten people don't know shit about bikes." -JGullato
think of these people (HD owners) as oxygen thieves, stealing it
from those of us that can really use it." -ASmyth
"We have to protect ourselves from the trampling and roar of a bewildered herd." -Walter Lippmann
dress trashy 'till you spend lots of money."
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me"
"Honda Valkyrie- the "Made-In-America" motorcycle that America wishes it could make." -BradP
"Simply put, Harley Davidson is to motorcycles what AOL is to the Internet." - Christopher T. Shields
Harley is like paying $3,000 for a 13" black & white TV and telling
people it's better than a 42" flatscreen." -Bill L
"The authority of a thousand is not worth the humble
single individual." -Quoted in Arago
Eulogy of Galileo (1874)
"Show me a man riding his
I will show you
a man with a flat on his truck."
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