Everything I needed to know about life
I learned from 3rdGen F-Body owners


Enjoy these tidbits of idiocy.  One day I may write a book about my time spent among these sad ignorant gibbons.  It would probably sell well in academic and psychology circuits or at least wind up in the comedy section next to Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck ..."


You might be a third gen F-body owner if ...