And you thought their cars were stupid...


From:         "wEs"
To:               blackecho
Subject:     your gay.
Sent:           Fri, 12 Mar 2004

yep, fuckin queer.



To which I replied


The word you are so desperately trying to use correctly is "you're" which is a contraction of the words "you" and "are."  Contractions can easily be identified by the apostrophe located somewhere within their body.  The word "your" is a possessive pronoun and is used in a completely incorrect manner within the context of your statement since it implies that I somehow own a gay, not that I am gay.  Most children learn the difference between contractions and possessive pronouns somewhere along the fifth grade in elementary school so I can understand if these are still very advanced concepts for you and that you may not be wholly familiar with them.

Unfortunately, I really can't take you or your email very seriously.  If you truly want to insult someone, please at least have the God given courtesy to get the insult right.  If you don't, then you come across as just another uneducated, rap listening, taint felching, cock monk driving a riced-out Honduh.