My coworker introduced me to a catchy little tune the other day, it was "Piece of Crap", an original Neil Young tune, covered by a group called "Slobberbone".  I rewrote the lyrics to fit my views.   Enjoy.    -Christopher Shields


"Harley is a piece of crap"- sung to the tune of Neil Young’s “Piece of Crap”

Born to ride free
Bought a used Harley
It wouldn’t even start
It was a piece of crap

Wanted a Harley
Thought it was for me
But in reality
It's just a big piece of crap

I tried to start it up
I tried to ride it home
I had to have it towed
It was a piece of crap

Got it from a friend
On him you can depend
I found out in the end
It was a piece of crap

I tried to ride free
Believed in Milwaukee
but they depended on me
To buy their piece of crap

Took it to the dealer
He gave me a loaner
The guy told me at the door
It's a piece of crap too!


Music by Neil Young / Slobberbone
Lyrics by Black Echo