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Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike…

What am I ever to do with all of you uneducated inbred skullfucks? I notice that you have based your argument on the tired old cliché of "You can’t afford a Harley so you must be jealous of those who can afford a Harley" line of lemming logic. This is clearly just more of the "it’s expensive so that must mean that it must be the best" line of mental flotsam and jetsam that washes up on the sparkling shores of my web site from time to time. Not only can you not read plain and simple English, but you also can’t follow basic clear cut directions as given on my web site.

You get your name and email placed here for the simple reason that you broke one of my main most cardinal rules for which I am most righteously pissed at you. It’s a simple rule, really, yet it seems beyond your basic ability to understand.  Mike, like so many other clueless procto-muppetards, you wrongfully assume that because I bash Harley Davidson that I therefore:

You’re wrong, Mike. I can afford a Harley. The reasons why I don't own a Harley (besides a great big mental breaker fuse in my head called "COMMON SENSE" that would trip should I walk near a HD dealership) are clearly displayed on my site, in easy to find and easy to read format. I’ll let you spend a few days going back and looking for them.  Sound out the big words if you can't make them out at first or ask your mommy to help you.

What ever happened to having a difference of opinion? Oh, that’s right. This is coming from someone who looks pretty much like any other Harley-tard out there, someone who is part of the "I’m an Individual™ and an American™ and I have the sales receipts from Milwaukee to prove it!" crowd. The reason I get so many canned and tired old clichés from you ‘real’ riders is that you, collectively, haven’t had an original thought in years. Your skull is nothing more than an old can of dried up, rock solid Play-Doh™. The rusting rattle-trap neurons that were once flying around in that doughy mass have long since shut their tiny engines off and lowered their kickstands.

Mike, your email further goes to show that you also don’t understand the elementary use of the CAPS LOCK key when attempting to communicate with another human being. Your attempt to make all of your letters capitals would at first look like you are screaming, when really your are just ranting like the genetically defective evolutionary jism that you are. You claim to have ridden ‘them all’, and we can only hope that you mean motorcycles and not that you mean that you may have left your fetid seed to germinate where ever you may have roamed.

Here’s some news, Mike.

I have ridden many types and brands of motorcycles as well, trying to have as broad and as deep a resource base for knowledge in giving my opinions. The fact that when I rode a particular brand and model of motorcycle, I never felt the incessant need to ‘dress the part’ like so many Harley riders do. There seems to be a dress code for those who own these bikes, and the best description that I can give for that dress code would be ‘flag slathered leather clad bondage clown".

The fact that someone is willing to pay twice as much money for half as much motorcycle, all in order to say that they own a particular brand of motorcycle and thus can be considered somehow ‘better’ than other bikers because of this truly bothers me. I'm not comfortable with that 'buy your own individuality' type mentality.  This type of logic can in no way be considered anything other than idiotic. The difference between you and I is that even though you have probably been on as many motorcycles as I have, you still can’t tell the difference between what is shit and what is gold. While this may not make me a better biker than you, skill-wise, it certainly goes to show that I am a much more experienced and much more knowledgeable biker than you are. I am also far smarter with my money. I don't own a Harley for the simple fact that my level of intelligence and my level of education inherently prevent me from wasting my money is such a ludicrous manner.

Even if you can ride shit better than anyone else in the entire world, Mike, you are still, after all, just riding shit. I like the Harley Davidson saying of "If you ain’t riding a Harley, you ain’t riding shit!". That is my whole argument exactly.  Ride Harley, ride shit.  Don't ride Harley, don't ride shit.