Stephen Rice uses Lemming Logic
to prove that he's an utter fucking retard

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Stephen Rice stepped merrily out of the closet just long enough to say:

From:  Stephen Rice stephen_r4@yahoo.com
To: blackecho
Subject: <no subject>
Sent: Wed 21 Aug 2002 16:47

Wow did you work for Harley or something because I have never seen anyone with such a big chip on there shoulder. Oh I know you probably bought one of those AMF Harley?s right? In your response to that backwoods country F*&^ Cletus what did you Mean by ?Downs Syndrome? last Time I checked it was spelled ?Down Syndrome? you might want to add that to your spell check Monkey-Boy. And what was it you said about doing your home work about other countries?? You Stupid shit! Don?t you know China does build a motorcycle ?Actually? they build the components and N. Vietnam assembles the Bike known as the ?SIDO? you dumb-ass! Oh you have to earn freedom. What Country do you live in because the last time I checked I was born Free and I maybe wrong god forbid but I think everyone born in this country is free! You worthless heap of steaming crap !. I couldn?t even read the whole response because all you do is spew! You think you could have made that response a little longer. You really think ?Cletus? is going to even make it past the second paragraph? You are worse than him. As Far as Harley Davidson goes yeah there over priced as hell and it makes me sick to think that when I was younger I could have bought one for next to nothing. But they are beautiful bikes and who cares how fast they go (well maybe some dumb-ass monkey-boy like you might) everything doesn?t have to go fast. Why should it ? I mean really who cares ? Motorcycles are fast enough as it is. Fast is ?not? Power if that were true then maybe the most powerful man in the world should have to run the 440 in 2 seconds flat. I mean really come on you looser. Do you even work for a living? Kind of hard to tell when your responses are so long. You are such a stupid looser that you have go around and bad mouth a motorcycle ? now that is sad, sadder than poor ole Cletus I am afraid. And another item that is a complete oxymoron ?one bad motor Buddha?

Please do not defame the religion. I really don?t think Buddha would have condoned your responses. Man I hope you don?t treat everybody you stop (that is if you are a traffic cop) the same way you do on this Internet site. Could you have more venom in you ? no you?re not a Monkey-boy, dumb-ass, Stupid shit, worthless heap of steaming crap. You are just sad. You allow all of these retards goad you into spewing all of this hate and for what ? over a motorcycle. I love Harley Davidson I think there beautiful and I could care less where they were built. And Your right that Honda Valkyrie (how do you pronounce that?) is a good looking bike! I would probably buy that one too but I can?t afford either. Go ahead and respond to this I dare you ! I really need a good laugh. And by the Way Rice is not a slam ? well at least not to me !

Signed Sincerely,

Stephen Rice

P.S. how did J. Meyer get my e-mail address ?? I hope he didn?t steal it from Harley?s e-mail list

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To which I responded:

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Ah, another English language skill deficient, pole smoking inbred monobrow with all of the typing skills of a retarded monkey afflicted with palsy.  Stephen, you and you alone have convinced me that ignorance is like peanut butter: it spreads easy and it comes in family sizes.

“Wow did you work for Harley or something because I have never seen anyone with such a big chip on there shoulder. Oh I know you probably bought one of those AMF Harley?s right?”

“There shoulder”?  Oh, for the forbidden and unnatural love shared between Willy G and Arlen Ness!  Please tell me that one of you inbred redneck stumpfucks did not just go and completely butcher the English language again.  Please tell me that you will at least be smart enough to know the difference between a pronoun and a location.  Sigh.  I guess not.  Well, let’s work with what we have here, which isn’t much, but maybe we can pull something useful out of it.  The word you are looking for, Sparky, is “their”, which is a possessive pronoun.  The word “there” is used to describe a location, as in “over there”.  You should have learned this sometime in second grade or about the time you were seven years old.  You apparently have a really severe and deep learning disability which manifests itself as a problem with reading and comprehending the basics of the English language.  Apparently for you, a “dangling participle” was something that your English teacher gave you to suck on under his desk for extra credit after class.

In regards to my having worked for Harley Davidson, I’m not sure what part of my FAQ that you didn’t understand, but I don’t think I could have made it any more clear.  As Einstein once said, everything must be made as simple as possible, and not one step simpler, therefore I refuse to lower myself to your level (which would require me to dip into the single digit IQ sub-strata) and instead will simply repeat the gist of my FAQ.  I have never owned a Harley, nor will I own a Harley Davidson.  Harley Davidson has abandoned my generation for the Almighty Dollar, selling cheap shit at exorbitant prices and wrapping it all in a miasma of patriotic red, white and blue bullshit to be shoved piping hot down the hungry throats of the bewildered herd.

I have never worked for Harley Davidson.  They seem to have this thing against hiring anyone with a brain, it’s a tragic business flaw that goes back for many decades… but apparently they have learned to survive without the benefit of higher level thinking, probably because they have found a market of people dumber than they are in which they can pawn off their shiny pieces of torrid dung and reap in a huge profit in doing so.  And why would I work for a company that I do not nor can I ever respect?  I wouldn’t use their products, I would hate my job, I would make fun of my coworkers.  Doesn’t sound like a fun career to me.  Since I am a computer specialist and IT professional by trade, the introduction of my advanced telecommunications and computer technology skills into the fetid environment and stagnant gene pool would be useless.  I mean, most of their bike designs were not done on advanced cutting edge CADD machines, most of their designs look like they were done on an “Etch-A-Sketch”.

Cutting edge technology for Milwaukee
HD engineering CADD laptop computer displayed above

I guess for people like you, I’m going to have to include lots of pictures created with Crayons, paste, and construction paper.  It really hurts to converse with morons like you, I think I would rather chew aluminum foil.

“In your response to that backwoods country F*&^ Cletus what did you Mean by ?Downs Syndrome? last Time I checked it was spelled ?Down Syndrome? you might want to add that to your spell check Monkey-Boy.”

I’d like to explain Down’s Syndrome to you, since you obviously suffer from it yet know so very little about it.  The name “Down’s” comes from the man who discovered this condition in 1866, Doctor John Langdon Down.  The word “syndrome” means a collection of signs or characteristics.  It should be noted that there are more differences between people with Down's syndrome than there are similarities.  Many people who suffer from Down’s Syndrome will have many of their families' distinctive characteristics and will therefore resemble their brothers and sisters.  As well as these individual characteristics however, they will have physical features shared only by others with Down's Syndrome.  They will also have many learning difficulties, often severe in nature.  This means that people who suffer from Down’s Syndrome will generally have a much greater difficulty learning than the majority of people the same age.  You see, “Down’s Syndrome” is a malady that was originally identified as a malady by Dr. John Langdon Down, hence the possessive adjective used in its proper title of “Down’s Syndrome”.  Since Dr. Down is the initial discoverer of this ailment, he has a right to name it, and has done such.  Also, both spellings of the malady are considered correct, which means that you have done nothing but proven that you yourself may indeed be suffering from an almost terminal case of Down’s Syndrome.

Fear not!

Once again I have used the sharp needle of superior intellect to surgically lance the putrid festering boil of ignorance that you have presented as a half assed argument.   I hope this clears up any misunderstanding on your part, Stephen.  I also hope that your head doesn’t explode from absorbing all of this new knowledge, but when your brain is the size of a rusty old BB, I’m afraid that is a very real health risk.  Given the spatial dimensions that you are forced by nature and counter evolutionary practices to work with, there’s just not a whole lot of room in your warty melon to cram new stuff in.  Some of it might have to go in order to make room for this new material.  This in and out process of knowledge retention could very well explain your current position in life, which I take it, is usually on your hands and knees servicing others who exist higher on the food chain.

And thank you for the offer of using your services as a spell checker, but if I want to hire a full time spell checker on my staff, I’ve got far better resumes and applications than what you present.  I’m afraid that there currently is no position for a butt snorkeling mongotard on the staff, but when such a position does become available, I will be sure to send you an email and let you know that you are being considered for the job.

“Monkey-boy”?  LOL!  I haven’t heard that term since the cult movie “Buckaroo Banzai” staring Peter Weller.  I think that was an insult used by the Red Electroids (or something, time dulls all memories) against the humans.  What a riot that movie was.  Thanks for bringing back some great memories.  And if that was an insult, please… you can’t even type the word “fuck” without feeling guilty about doing it and having to resort to using your SHIFT key and those symbols above the number keys.  How do you think you could ever insult a jaded old soul like I am?

As for spelling, we’ll look at your spelling (or inability to spell) soon enough, Stephen.  It’s just another clear sign of your substandard intellect and as we will soon discover, you really don’t have a lot of room to stand up and point fingers at other people.

“And what was it you said about doing your home work about other countries?? You Stupid shit! Don?t you know China does build a motorcycle ?Actually? they build the components and N. Vietnam assembles the Bike known as the ?SIDO? you dumb-ass!”

What is it with you capitalizing random letters in the middle of sentences?   It has to be that palsy acting up again.   So I’m a stupid shit?  That’s laughable.  I crap smarter than you, Stephen.  Hell, my last urine sample given at the doctor for my annual physical could probably score higher on the ACT than you ever could hope to achieve and that's if I just poured it on the test paper and let it soak in and dry.

So, if China builds motorcycle components and ships them to North Vietnam to put the components together into a motorcycle, then China doesn’t really build the motorcycle, do they?  No.  What you are using is Lemming Logic.  Using your own logic, since a lot of components on a Harley are made in Japan, but Harley assembles its bikes here (and still calls its bike “American made” which is a joke), then they must be lying (not the first time either).  Using your own ridiculous line of lemming logic, since a Harley includes components made in Japan, then a Harley should rightfully be called a Japanese bike, simply because it is built out of some components made in Japan but assembled in another country.

So my point stands, China does not build a motorcycle, not if North Vietnam assembles it complete for them.  China also does not build a bike that has a large market share anywhere in the world.  Have you ridden a Sido?  Does anyone near you own or ride a Sido?  And when was the last time you saw a Sido dealership locally?  I don’t know where one is located near me, and that includes not only my home state, but a search of all the surrounding states as well.  That’s about ten states out of the Union of fifty.  How many Sido dealers are there in North America?  My guess is that there may be one in Chad, but there’s not one anywhere near me in the southern United States.  I couldn’t even find a Sido dealership that advertised on the Internet.   Talk about a small market share!  Hell, if you can’t afford AOL, or a Geo-Cities site displaying information about your motorcycle company, then you really aren’t a presence in the market, now are you, dumb-ass.

And I know that Russia builds a motorcycle for export called the Ural, but it is about on par with a 1940's era BMW, and is not a large market share bike.  China doesn't sell its bikes to other countries, to the best of my knowledge, I could be wrong.  Russia does sell their bikes as export commodities, but who wants a Ural.  A Ural makes a Harley Davidson look good, and that's sad.

“Oh you have to earn freedom. What Country do you live in because the last time I checked I was born Free and I maybe wrong god forbid but I think everyone born in this country is free! You worthless heap of steaming crap !”

Yes, you pathetic disillusioned crusty little discarded tampon, you have to earn freedom.  You can’t buy it out of a vending machine or over the counter.  If you could, there would never be a need for standing armies or open warfare.  Since you didn’t learn anything in government or history class in elementary and high school, I will state the simple facts of democracy for you again.  You have to EARN freedom.

Period.

You, individually, as the pathetic loser that you are, may not have had to earn freedom by yourself, but the people of this country who collectively came before you collectively earned that collective freedom for you to enjoy today.  What?  Do you think that freedom comes as part of the land you live on?  Like some countries have soil that is rich in freedom and other countries don’t so they have to use something other than democracy to govern their people?

And what do you think that all of those American soldiers were doing in the past century?  Hell, I bet all the dead soldiers would love to know that you didn’t have to earn freedom, which meant that they all died in vain.  Do you think they were fighting for the fun of it?  Just because YOU were born free, doesn’t mean that someone who died long before you were born didn’t die EARNING that freedom for later generations to enjoy, generations that unfortunately, contain totally fucking clueless people like you.  Not everyone in the world is born free, Stephen.  Those who aren’t born free will have to earn their freedom, and the price is more than one person alone can pay. 

Freedom.

You think you got your freedom free of charge?  What an unshaven distended baboon twat  you are. Sorry, Stephen, but it just doesn’t work that way.  Maybe in the liberal mindset, but not in the collective existence that the rest of us in the human race call “reality”.  Go to Arlington National Cemetery and look at all the graves there, how they stretch out seemingly forever, row after row, marker after marker.  Yeah, you got your freedom for free, moron, even though you don’t deserve it because you can’t comprehend what it took for you to enjoy that freedom.  Freedom should be reserved for those who are smart enough to understand how it was acquired. 

So you received your freedom for free, or so you would like to think, but every one of those soldiers and military personnel entombed there in Arlington paid for your freedom.  And in a hundred other cemeteries around the world, in Europe, and the sands of Africa and on the bottom of the oceans.  You really are one ignorant Luddite, aren’t you?  And since I’m several layers up the evolutionary ladder than you are, if I’m a worthless heap of steaming crap, that makes you far lower than me.  Not an enviable position to be in, I’m sure.  What’s it like having to look up to a worthless heap of steaming crap and knowing that no matter how hard you try, you will never be as advanced as I am in the scheme of the universe?  End yourself, you spastic rim job giving ass muppet, it’s the only way for you to provide anything worthwhile to the human race.  Why don’t you do it in a comical way, and give back some of what you’ve been stealing from the rest of the human race all these years.

"I couldn?t even read the whole response because all you do is spew! You think you could have made that response a little longer.”

You couldn’t read my reply because you have the intellectual capacity of a warm cum soaked tube sock.  People like you are lucky to be able to figure out how to make fire.   You probably still have your mommy read to you every night before you go to bed.  I bet your favorite book is “Richard Scary’s Big Book of Really Loud and Shiny Motorcycles”.

“You really think ?Cletus? is going to even make it past the second paragraph? You are worse than him.”

No, if I thought that Cletus would actually read my reply and respond, I would have used really simple words in 48 point font so he could understand their shape, if not their meaning, and I would have used lots of pictures.  If I actually thought that he would respond to my reply, yes, I would be worse than him, and guilty of being a bit naïve, which I am not.  My reply wasn’t for Cletus.  Cletus is doing good to figure out electricity, let alone read more than two coherent sentences and come away with any type of comprehension.  My response is always for others who feel the same way that I do.  I’m not responding TO the people who send me rants, I’m responding FOR the people who visit my site.  Big difference there.   I could care less if Cletus ever replies to what I write or even reads it, I’m sharing the inbred Harley ignorance with others who see it the same way that I do.  Cletus is just a spring board for mirth.  Do you really think that I would try to have an intelligent conversation with someone named “Cletus”?  You really miss the big picture.  Oh, and I’m not trying to have a conversation with you either.  Please don’t flatter yourself by thinking otherwise.  You’re just a stepping stone to more humor for those who visit my site.  Like I said, there you are, on your hands and knees, giving service to those higher in the food chain than you are. 

“As Far as Harley Davidson goes yeah there over priced as hell and it makes me sick to think that when I was younger I could have bought one for next to nothing. But they are beautiful bikes and who cares how fast they go (well maybe some dumb-ass monkey-boy like you might)”

Once again, we revisit the lesson that we failed to learn in the first part of this message.  The word you are looking for here is “they’re”, not “there”, which is again a location.  The English language is screaming at the un-lubricated ass raping which you are giving it, Stephen.   People like you need to be banned from producing anything other than monosyllables and never be allowed anywhere near anything that could be used to produce letters or combinations of letters that might form words; items such as pens, pencils, chalk, computers, and the miracle of email.  I’d go so far as to say that we should cut your penis off as well, wouldn’t want you writing any yellow text in the snow, now do we?  Some poor innocent passerby might come along, read what you have written, and suffer a brain aneurysm from the sudden overload of ignorance.  Yes, castration is definitely what I would suggest for you, we'll file it under DSF, or Did Society a Favor.

Who cares how fast a Harley goes?  Not me.  I'm told over and over again how Harley's aren't built for speed so I know they can't go fast.  Harley’s aren’t fast, therefore, they aren’t powerful, therefore they aren’t the greatest motorcycle in the world.  When you claim to be the baddest motorcycle in the world, you better have the balls to back it up otherwise it’s all just a big lie made to sell a product to white trash trailer park wannabes. Since Harley makes a claim to be the greatest motorcycle in the world, yet it doesn’t have any power to back up that claim, I see folly in that.  Looking good doesn’t equal power, unless you are a poser or of the poser mindset.  Sounds like you have a chip on your shoulder, that you missed the chance to take advantage of some scoggin by buying a piece of crap bike for nothing and selling it for high dollars.

Wait a minute!

That’s what Harley Davidson does every day!  That’s how they stay in business!

Sorry you missed the chance to make money off of or to join the ranks of the rampantly ignorant, but then it takes brains to be successful in a business venture as well as life and you’re obviously missing the most vital component of that formula for basic success.

“Everything doesn?t have to go fast. Why should it ? I mean really who cares ?”

With people like you in charge of things, we would never have invented anything faster than 1200 baud modems, but they would be very pretty modems, with lots of extra attachments to make them even prettier, and they would have a very characteristic sound when you dialed up to the internet.  Who needs speed?  Why should anything be fast, powerful, compact, light, effective, efficient, affordable, and dependable?  Hell, as a consumer, what do I expect for my money?  Those attributes, or the same tired old dog shit, with a new color, a new name, and a jack up in price over last year?  You would have to be stupid to buy a Harley Davidson.  Using your logic, hell, we should all just throw out our megahertz class Pentium processors and go back to 8088 machines.  Who needs fast, who needs modern?  Not you.  Why should anything advance and get better with time?  I see you have cast your vote for stagnation.  I’m just glad that people like you, while forming a viable and profitable share of the market, are not in control of the market per se.  I’ve always speculated that there was a vast market share of idiots who you could sell anything to.  You’re prime proof of my belief. 

Who cares about performance?

I care and a lot of other people also obviously care.  We’re not part of the bewildered herd and we are most definitely not the lowest common denominators in society which means that we won’t be satisfied with what placates the rest of the herd into acquiesced submission.   This means that we, I and those like me, stand head and shoulders above the mundane and mentally deficient people like yourself, Stephen. We demand that when something is claimed and shoved down our throats, that it be factual.  If I buy the greatest motorcycle in the world, then it had better damn well be the greatest motorcycle in the world, not the loudest and tackiest bike in the trailer park.  If your motorcycle is slower than most cars, that’s not something to be proud of, is it?  If the technology is 40 years behind the rest of the world, where’s the pride in that?  And if you paid three times as much for that piece of junk as you could for a brand new motorcycle made with current technology, then you would have to be pretty fucking ignorant to have parted with your money.

Oh, I forgot, you paid a lot of money to go slow and look good.  That’s like paying for a college education just so you could get new clothes and lose a good part of your collected knowledge.  It doesn’t make a lot of sense.  It isn’t that a motorcycle or even all motorcycles should go fast, it is that a motorcycle should live up to the reputation for which it is sold.  All the Barbie dolls, Ford special edition trucks, and officially licensed and endorsed logo slathered toilet seat covers in the world are not going to make your bike any more powerful than it already is, no matter how much cheap shit you buy to decorate your life with.  And face it, if you really need to sell cheap shit to the inbred rednecks in order to make the bottom line balance, if you make more money from marketing and selling cheap shit trinkets to trailer park scoggins, then something must be wrong with your main product.  I don’t see the other manufacturers selling officially licensed and endorsed toilet seat covers, but then, other manufacturers aren’t in the business of trying to get every red cent they can from their customers ass just in order to survive.

Your point is “who cares” about performance.  That’s apathy.  Lemmings are apathetic.  Sheep are apathetic.   One pasture is as good as another, as long as you are in the flock.  Don’t think for yourself, Stephen, that would go against everything that society teaches you today.   Let someone else think for you, buy your life, be what someone else thinks you should be, and give them your money as a reward for showing you how pathetic a human being you really are.  Why don’t you walk erect, join the rest of the human fucking race and exercise your God given ability to think for your own self every now and then, Stephen.  Your behavior demonstrates a very real lack of mental capacity on your part to reason and think.  I’m surprised that you’ve graduated past the act of photosynthesis.  When you accept what you are given and you become complacent with it, you display your inability to be considered to be a basic human being.   You’ve more in common with simple fucking lichen than with being a human being.

But why are so many people so stupid?  People can tell you every song that the Back Street Boyz have every written, but can’t tell you ten of the presidents of the United States.  I think I have an answer for that.  It is the dumbing down of America.  For decades now we’ve been taught that stagnation is acceptable, technology should be shunned, losing is winning, and noise is power.  Who cares if you can do it, as long as you say that you can do it.  Form without substance, noise without power, all fluff.  No wonder people are so dumb, they’ve been taught dumb for decades now.  If you believe all of the Milwaukee Mantra, then you are a sad pathetic fool.  It isn’t about going fast, it’s about living up to your claims.   If you are going to claim to be the greatest motorcycle in the world, you better have the balls to back it up, and Barbie dolls do not equal balls.

“Motorcycles are fast enough as it is. Fast is ?not? Power if that were true then maybe the most powerful man in the world should have to run the 440 in 2 seconds flat.”

If the most powerful man in the world claimed that he could run the 440 in two seconds flat, then I would at least expect him to live up to his claim, not come back with some tired old lame ass excuse like “I’m the most powerful man in the world, I don’t have to prove myself to anyone.”   If the most powerful man in the world had spent his time putting that power into his legs instead of buffing up his physique so he could stand in one place and lift really heavy objects to make the scoggins go “Oooh!” and “Ahhhh!”, then yeah, he could probably run the 440 in a fast time.   Sorry, because I have a triple digit IQ, I’m not buying your argument.  How can you call a high thirteen second, 700 pound motorcycle ‘fast’.  Again, the physics in your world must be different than the ones here on Earth.  Also, apparently, they measure intelligence differently.

You say that fast is not power?  That is laughable.  When the space shuttle achieves velocities in excess of six times the speed of sound to break out of the gravity well of the Earth, you don’t think that is power producing speed to overcome resistance?  How far off the ground do you think the space shuttle would get if its solid fuel boosters were tuned for a marketable sound instead of raw power for lifting mass?  How advanced would the space program be today if everything was designed for show, instead of performance?  What planet do you live on, Stephen or better yet, what book of physics did you learn your retarded knowledge from because your physics are far different than the ones I encounter every single day.

It takes power to go fast.  Sorry, that is simple physics.  If it didn’t take power to go fast, then you wouldn’t need jet engines to break the sound barrier.   I could go out and if I walked far enough, long enough, I could break the speed of sound without breaking a sweat.  Sound is not a substitute for power, sound is a byproduct of power.  Learn this!  When you detonate a bomb, it isn’t the sound that is destroying matter, or the flash.  It is the energy of the force reacting from the explosives doing the work, the sound and pretty lights are byproducts.

According to your line of logic, the average speaker at a Metallica concert should be doing about Mach 2 when the guitar riffs kick in, because the sound would be a substitute for power.  However, as the speakers remain perfectly in place while blaring out their loud sounds, we have to conclude that sound is not power, sound may be energy, its form arguable, but it is not power.   When was the last time you went to the service station and filled up your gas tank with sound?  Can you burn sound?  Can you use sound to move your motorcycle or car?  No.  Please don’t delude yourself.  There is a big difference between power and sound.  Harleys are built for sound, not power.  They are engineered to produce a marketable sound, from a tired old engine design that is one of the most inefficient pieces of shit ever produced.  That’s one of my biggest gripes with them.  1300 ccs and fifty-something horsepower?

What a fucking joke.

"I mean really come on you looser. Do you even work for a living? Kind of hard to tell when your responses are so long. You are such a stupid looser that you have go around and bad mouth a motorcycle ? now that is sad, sadder than poor ole Cletus I am afraid.”

I do more in one day than you do in a week, and at least the calluses on my hand are from hard work, not repetitive masturbatory fantasies involving the members of N-Sync and a whole case of Hellmann's Mayonnaise.  Do you have a job, or are you still living with your mommy?   When you have three jobs (four if you count that I am about to be a father), then it is easy to spot those who don’t work.  Put away the Jergens lotion, the Kleenex, the gay-boy band CDs, and stop free-loading off of society, loser.

Oh, and the word that you are looking for is “loser”, not “looser”, but then you would know that if you had something more substantial than a overly photocopied clip-art diploma with two stick on gold stars from the Simpletonville Kindercare as your highest mark of completed education.  At least Cletus understood the more fundamental basics of the English language.  You need to take a few tips from Cletus on English and how to use it.  Or as the National Highway Safety Administration advertisement so fondly states in their campaign for seat belt use; “You could learn a lot from a dummy.”  So far you’ve falsely accused me of using the wrong medical term and now you misspell a simple word like “loser”.

It boggles the highly advanced and well educated mind, it really does.

“And another item that is a complete oxymoron ?one bad motor Buddha? Please do not defame the religion. I really don?t think Buddha would have condoned your responses.”

What the hell do you know about Buddhism?   How do you know what Buddha would have done?   Are you Buddhist?  Do you even know any of the history of the Buddhist beliefs?  I doubt it.  Ah, but to answer your question, the term “Bad Motor Buddha” is a play on words, taken from the old rock song “Bad Motor Scooter”.  Since I rode imports, I substituted the word “Buddha”, which is an oriental religious icon, and sounds like “scooter”, for the term “scooter”, and I created the term “Bad Motor Buddha”, which refers to a powerful motorcycle from the Pacific Rim.  Please don’t read any religious connotation into it, that’s patently fucking weak.  It’s a play on words, and a humorous one at that.  Thanks for again making it clear that you are a total fucking moron with the IQ of dried up monkey cum.

“Man I hope you don?t treat everybody you stop (that is if you are a traffic cop) the same way you do on this Internet site.”

Actually, I’m pretty nice when I’m behind a badge, or any other time in life.  I just hate idiots, and have no tolerance for the uneducated or members of the bewildered herd.  Like Patrick Swayze says in the classic movie “Roadhouse”, I live by the motto of “I want you to be nice.  I want you to be nice, until it is time not to be nice.”  The time to be nice is far over with regards to ignorant Harley Davidson owners and taint-licking butt snorkeling morons like you.  Come and take your medicine, ass muppet.

“Could you have more venom in you ?”

Probably, but you don’t rate it.   I save my best for those who deserve it, not simpletons like you.  Sorry, you just don’t rate.  It’s venom to you, it’s nectar to those who have been blasted for so long by the inbred Luddites and their antediluvian rattle trap excuses for motorcycles.  How you take your medicine determines how it tastes, Stephen.  Suck it down, Simp.

“no you?re not a Monkey-boy, dumb-ass, Stupid shit, worthless heap of steaming crap. You are just sad. You allow all of these retards goad you into spewing all of this hate and for what ? over a motorcycle.”

So, you call me a Monkey-boy and now you retract it.  You think I’m a pile of shit, yet you use a wonderful bit of Lemming logic here that turns around and bites you in the ass.  You see, you say that I allow retards to goad me into replying.  Since I am replying now to you, that would therefore make you one of those retards, wouldn’t it, therefore, you have proven yourself a retard through self admission.  Using your logic and by your own definition, you are a fucking retard..  Lemming logic, you just have to give it mad props.  It doesn’t make any sense, but it sure is funny to take apart.

“I love Harley Davidson I think there beautiful and I could care less where they were built.”

And Stephen continues to sodomize the English language, ladies and gentlemen.  Look at this scoggin go!  There’s no stopping him!  The word you are looking for is “they’re”, not “there”.  You should have said “I love Harley Davidson (because) I think they’re (they are) beautiful…”  Just wanted to point that out for you, since you seem to have this hang up on spell checker and trying to act smarter than me.  Most ignorant retards like yourself are big fans of Harley Davidson, and NASCAR, and Hee-Haw, and Wrestling.   All of which require zero brain power to enjoy.  Have you figured it out yet?  It’s all designed for the lowest common denominator in society.  You are only as smart as that which amuses you.  Like I’ve said before, a three year old with Down’s Syndrome could explain all the nuances of NASCAR, so how smart does that make that sport?  Please try to be smarter than the people around you, Stephen.

Try, just a little bit, please, for the sake of the two ounces of long ago wasted human semen that it took to bring your pathetic retarded ass into this world… Can you please, at least try to live up to the expectations that over five thousand years of constantly advancing civilization have tried to instill in your obviously defective genetic code?  If you want to go back to walking with the help of your knuckles, that’s fine with me, but don’t try to stand up and walk erect unless you are going to display the mental capacity to match such an advanced evolutionary state as you pretend to exhibit.

“And Your right that Honda Valkyrie (how do you pronounce that?) is a good looking bike! I would probably buy that one too but I can?t afford either.”

Yearrrgh!  Listen to the English language scream in primal torment!  The word you are trying to use this time is “you’re” which is a contraction of the word “you” and the word “are”.   You have once again totally fucking butchered the English language.  Since you don’t understand the concept of freedom, you obviously will also not understand the concept of what is a ‘right’, as in an ‘inalienable right’.  I don’t have any specific ‘right’ given to me in regard to the Honda Valkyrie.  I have an opinion of the bike, and that is all.  A ‘right’ is far different than an ‘opinion’.

And you would buy a Honda Valkyrie as well, but you can’t afford either?  Somewhere, somehow, you have become the pre-emptive speed bump in the use of the English language.  Congratulations.   And to answer your plebian inquiry, the term “Valkyrie” is taken from Norse mythology.  The term is pronounced “Val-Keer-Eee”.  The Valkyries were beautiful warrior maidens who served the Norse god Odin as his choosers of slain warriors (aka Vikings).  The slain warriors were taken by the beautiful Valkyries to reside in Valhalla and live with Odin forever (Valhalla was the Viking version of heaven).  I think that the term “Valkyrie” is beautiful, especially since it describes a beautiful female warrior come to protect and avenge.  Compare that to the term “hawg”, which aptly describes a fat, slovenly farm beast commonly used only as fodder for food.  I think the term “hawg” describes a Harley Davidson pretty aptly, don’t  you think?  A big, fat, slovenly piece of farm technology that gets eaten by things higher on the food chain, things like a Honda Valkyrie.

“Go ahead and respond to this I dare you ! I really need a good laugh.” 

And all of my visitors have been asking for the next scoggin to be led whimpering to the sacrificial rock and offered to the gods of performance.  Looks like it's your turn under the blade, Stephen.  Be careful what you wish for, Stephen, you may just get it.  Who’s laughing now, Monkey boy?  Probably not you.

“And by the Way Rice is not a slam ? well at least not to me!”

Rice is a slam, Stephen.  Rice boyz are uneducated spoiled little twats who, like Milwaukee, think that as long as you look good, you can beat anything out there.  Sorry, looks and sound are no substitute for performance.  I own import cars and bikes, there’s a difference between owning an import, and owning rice.  I'm really not comfortable with calling Japanese bikes "rice burners", I'm beginning to think that is a bit racist.   Kind of like calling German bikes "Kraut burners".  I prefer the term "import" to rice or ricer.  The import scene has its own redneck inbred stumpfuck hill scoggins, we call them 'ricer boyz'.  They are all show and no go, they put lots of emphasis on looks and stereos and ridiculous looking additions to their vehicles.  Import owners think that "Rice" is stupid.

In hind sight, I think you’re pretty aptly named.  Funny how life works out, isn’t it?  Call it poetic justice.

Signed Sincerely,

Stephen Rice

P.S. how did J. Meyer get my e-mail address ?? I hope he didn?t steal it from Harley?s e-mail list.

Wow!  You admit that you’ve placed your name on a list of the most retarded people in the world?  How’s that for a self admission of failure?  It’s like that comedian says; “And here’s your sign…”

Thanks for playing, Stephen, but your time is up in the spotlight of ignorance.   You can show your friends this page, but that's about all the parting gifts I can give you.  Oh, I am posting your email address here so that others can have it also, hopefully you’ll be getting plenty of email to keep your pathetic life at least somewhat filled with meaning as other people offer you constructive criticism in their own special way and possibly suggestions on where you can stick your opinions (I'd suggest getting a quantity of lubricant if I were you...).

I’d also suggest that you point your web browser to Ebay and do a search for the one thing you really so very desperately need in this life, but unfortunately, you can’t buy a fucking clue on Ebay.  Not that you would recognize one even if it was handed to you, which is exactly what I have just done.

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