RICE BOY
(sung to the tune of Beck's "Loser")

 

In the midst of real sports cars mine is a joke,
rice in my veins, my front tires go up in smoke
with the plastic headlight covers, spray paint the tail lights,
bass kickin' with the latest rap and dance vibes,
flash the headlights and rev it in neutral,
another import car with a Rice Boy at the cruise control,
I'm out of touch with what a real sports car should be,
got lots of decals, took out the back seat,
so I'm hanging, waxing the paint
have to brag about
my new K&N cone filter. my fat tires scrape the curb,
but don't believe everything that you see,
My car's been lowered, but it wasn't done professionally
shave a few tenths off the quarter with some hotter spark
I'm saving my money, adding in neon for cruising after dark.
Yo! Cut it

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me,
Coffee can exhaust!

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me,
Type R Hyundai Sonata!


Spent too much money on this import sports impostah
techno dance blaring my bass is throbbin'
ride's got six pairs of amps and some funky kanji,
hand on the carbon fiber shift knob, hope that new Camaro don't see me,
Got the ugly bright paint job, chrome rims, twin six inch white racing stripes
and four ion blue colored Pia daytime running lights
but nothing looks as good as my spoiler and my two foot rear wing
built my own custom sub box but it barely fits in the back of this tiny thing
I can't drive it fast and I can't accelerate,
traded the Civic for the Integra,
big Vtech and Type R decals make it look great
but my ride is still a piece of crap, I rev it to eight grand,
my exhaust sounds like a wet fart that's blown through a coffee can

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
gettin' crazy with the decals

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
drive by hydraulic bounce

yo bring it on down

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I'm a driver, I'm a winner
things are gonna' change I can feel it

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
I think I'll polish my intake

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
Put some nitrous on the KIA

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
Vtech emblem adds five horsepower, word.

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
Hyundai builds the best sports cars.  You know what I'm sayin'

Relate.

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Music by Beck.
Lyrics by Black Echo.

 

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