Mad Max strikes out in the mental ball game of life.
Ah! Another grammatically incorrect and error rich email from a educationally challenged person who doesnt even have enough originality to go by any name other than "R R". A person who also lists their email address as email@example.com, which again shows that we are not dealing with someone who is very high up the evolutionary ladder. In fact, he might have taken that all important first step and entirely missed the first rung. Good damn! It still amazes me how these straight line family tree inbred sons of witches ever figure out that electricity isn't magic and learn how to turn on a computer! I say if they can learn how to use email, why can't they learn how to use a spell checker?
If I had a nickel for every "Road Warrior" movie watching wannabe moron retard cretin who had the online handle of "Mad Max" or the email address of "Mad Max something or other at something or other dot com", I could retire at an early age and share the wealth with a small third world nation. I tell you, Yahoo is getting as bad as AOL for letting wannabe retard losers in through the front gate without so much as a basic IQ test to see if they are a viable member of the human gene pool. Apparently, none of these lemmings understands what a spell checker is or even the first hint of proper grammar.
This email was in regard to my obviously immoral and evil opinion of the last shaved semi-domesticated gibbon which managed to send me email. Apparently "r r" thinks that I should have some compassion for my fellow human beings. "r r" believes that I should show some deep rooted concern for Juniors loss of his Harley Davidson "motorcycle" (if you can actually call a HD a motorcycle, a feat which I find is stretching the term very thinly ) "r r" also feels compelled to point out that I should show some compassion for Juniors lesser grief at the loss of his wife in the same accident. I found the previous email to be contemptible at best and this one takes the cake. Guy loses his bike and his wife in an accident and all he can talk about is how great it is to ride HD motorcycles and how we overcame grief and pain and dismemberment to go out and buy another HD motorcycle. He didnt say anything about his wife, how he felt about her loss, but you notice he replaced that damn motorized leather covered wheel chair as fast as he could
Hi, first thing, why do you compare harleys to
sportbikes?, totally differnt animal. If i owned a
cruiser it would be a harley, but not a new one, thats
insane to plop down that kinda cash. The power a
harley makes matches any jap cruiser made, so why all
the hub bub? I understand about the bad boy harley
image you hate, i dont like it either, maybe it would
be better if those doc`s and lawers turned some
wrenches on there bikes. My friend had a 1100 shadow,
the harley people would not invite him to ride along,
he just bought a harley and no he wont be joining the
crowd. I myself, just bought a 78 gs 750 which i will
keep for a very long time, as long as it runs great! I
read your other posts and you call yourself a
upstanding guy in your community, i dont think thats
the case with remarks about the guys wife being killed
in a crash, that was low, to low. Well down to your
level i guess, may your wife fall off your sportbike
and crack her head wide open, i`d like to see you when
your 55 and hunched over that sportbike, may your back
lock up around a turn and splat, one less idiot gone.
I bet you even have a neato neon light on that bike of
yours. mental picture, you have a chain not connected
to a wallet but a really large jelly dounut, i bet
your a typical fat assed slob that couldnt give chase
to a 12 year old car theif on foot...Well thats enough
Hi, first thing, why do you compare harleys to sportbikes?, totally differnt animal.
Why do I compare HD to sport bikes? I thought that would be rather obvious Because HD claims to be the single most 'baddest' motorcycle in the world, when clearly it is not. If HD wants to keep on making that claim, then I'll compare THEIR best with the real BEST in the world. It really is no comparison. HD is a joke. How can you be the 'baddest' and the 'best' motorcycle when motorcycles costing several thousand dollars less and weighing hundreds of pounds less will whip your ass and hand it to you in spades? Oh, wait, I forgot. When we are talking about HD and the definition of the term 'bad', we're not talking about raw power and performance, we're talking about image only or as I see the true story, reliability and workmanship.
I keep forgetting... Image is so important in the world today, and so expensive. I mean, who really needs power and handling and braking capacity when you have studded leather saddlebags, a big fairing, shiny chrome, small mirrors, tassels on the handlebars, and a Tupperware sized / strength dinky little black HD helmet on your head?
If i owned a cruiser it would be a harley, but not a new one, thats insane to plop down that kinda cash. The power a harley makes matches any jap cruiser made, so why all the hub bub?
Well, most house broken lemmings claim that if they were to actually go out and BUY a cruiser, it would BE a Harley, because that is the lemming thing to do, thinking that only Harley builds any cruisers worth owning. It makes them feel somewhat patriotic. If they owned a sportbike, it would be Japanese, but if, and I do mean IF, they EVER went out and bought a cruiser, then they would buy domestic just to make them feel good and all patriotic inside. However the average brain washed house broken lemming also often points out that they wouldn't buy a "new" Harley because those are way too expensive. Hello?! There is NO difference between a new Harley and an old Harley. They are the same bike just with far different asking prices. HD has been the same motorcycle for some sixty years now. Wake up! Only recently has HD designed anything that made me not laugh, and that is the new V-Rod. I think that someone at HD was smoking pot (probably not the first time that has happened) as they actually let out of production a motorcycle that both looks modern and has some decent power, if you call 115 horsepower at a basement level 8250rpm "power". There are smaller, lighter Japanese bikes out there making more power at healthier rev limits and cost half as much, so HD still hasnt learned how the game is played. You are one of many of what I identify as an interesting subgroup. Apparently we have a subgroup of obedience school graduate lemmings who really want to buy into the Harley fantasy, a subgroup that is frugal enough not to pay what HD is asking for a brand new bike, but still not smart enough to avoid the HD junk pitfall all together. Interesting... Penny wise, pound foolish, as the old English saying goes.
And as for power... I know several people who own Jap cruisers which will run away from a HD without too much effort. HD is nothing more than self propelled litter and mobile noise pollution. Harleys are jokes. Just like most of the people who own and ride them. If the various state and local authorities ever start to seriously enforce the anti-litter laws, HDs will be the first things banned from Federal and state highways.
I understand about the bad boy harley image you hate, i dont like it either, maybe it would be better if those doc`s and lawers turned some wrenches on there bikes.
I work with several doctors. Those that ride motorcycles all own Japanese, German, or Italian bikes, not so called "American made" Harleys. The one doctor who always claims that HD is better than any Jap bike doesn't even own a motorcycle, let alone own a Harley. However, he does own the HD edition brand new Ford F150 pickup truck (which he has other people work on and detail for him) so I know what kind of 'rider' he is. That is about the closest that this guy will ever get to owning any type of motorcycle. The other doctors that I work with all ride Hondas, Suzukis, Yamahas, or Kawasakis, not Harleys. With the exception of that one doctor in his "Harley Pickup", the other doctors all think like I do: Harley is junk. They are smart enough not to spend their money (which they have plenty of) on cheap piece of shit junk that the most valuable part of the whole bike is the little made in America sticker. Made in America by total inbred retards. I think the process of purchasing a new or used HD motorcycle should be an event included in the annual Special Olympics. It is about on par for brain power and effort.
My friend had a 1100 shadow, the harley people would not invite him to ride along, he just bought a harley and no he wont be joining the crowd.
Im sorry, but like it or not, your friend just joined the crowd. When you buy a Harley, it doesnt matter if you ride with a bunch of people on Harleys or not, you still become a Harley owner. You are still a brain dead sheep with a ridiculous POS Shriners parade style motorcycle. Did you think that my hatred was relegated to just groups of Harley owners? How naive! So let me get this straight; your friend HAD a great bike, and the neo-Nazi leather clad lemmings wouldn't let him ride with them, so he had to go out and trade down to a lemming bike, and to out-lemming them and spite them by having a bike like they do and then not riding with THEM. Unreal, isn't it, the infinite depth of the human psyche and the fragileness of the ego? I would have kept the 1100 Shadow, told the HD owners to go take a flying two wheeled fuck, and enjoyed life as it was. I see your friend wasn't that smart.
I myself, just bought a 78 gs 750 which i will keep for a very long time, as long as it runs great!
Congrats on the '78, I guess. By "GS750", Im going to go on the belief that it is a import bike since you failed to mention the name brand. That's a bit old for my taste. I start my own motorcycle (import) preferences around 1984 as the earliest and move forward but to each their own.
I read your other posts and you call yourself a upstanding guy in your community, i dont think thats the case with remarks about the guys wife being killed in a crash, that was low, to low.
Really? I hope it got the message across that I really don't give a flying fuck if you are Saint Peter on an Ultra-Dyna-Heavenly Super Electralux Glide come to judge the quick and the dead. If your wife was killed on a Harley and you lost your leg, BIG FUCKING WHOOP-DI-DOO?! Did this guy think that statement was going to turn me around and make me a die-hard HD fanatic? If he did, he's in for some serious re-thinking. I couldnt care less about his personal problems. You dont see me emailing him with some boo-hoo story, do you? Save it for Oprah or Jerry Springer where the trailer park trash goes to weep and care. Excuse me, did I ask for a life story from this ignorant stump lemming?
So, if you go off on a tangent about how your wife or someone you loved was killed in a motorcycle accident and how you got back on your Harley and rode again because that makes you a REAL biker, I have nothing but pity for you, and the poor dumb woman who ever married you. Sorry, man. I see a lot of death and suffering in my chosen professions. Up close where I can hold someones hand while they are dying, to look in their eyes, yeah, Ill have compassion. Some double wide gibbon sends me, at his own volition, an unsolicited email about his hardships and his proud ownership of what I consider to be one of the most sad and ridiculous pieces of commercial junk in the world, he loses his wife, he loses his leg, but he brags that hes gone out and got a brand new Harley. Well, thats a story of inspiration for us all, dont you think? Hell, at last count there were, what, billions of women out there in the world, but there cant be that many Harleys (at least I hope to God not ). So, a complete stranger emailing me his sob story of how he is a total loser in life Im afraid just doesnt elicit one single bit of moisture from my eyes or any low mellow strings pulled in my heart
Get real, Sparky.
You honestly think that I should really give a damn and be a considerate human being because some scoggin has decided that he needs me to know more about him and his lame-ass loser life than I ever asked to know? Do you think I really care if someone I never met, will never meet, and could care less if I ever did meet emails me about their overcoming their hardships and about how he's lost his wife and his bike but yet he went out and bought a new bike (but doesn't mention very much about his wife, notice this)? This guy is nothing but a useless waste of humanity in my opinion, and if you feel compassion for him, then youre a close second in that race, which would make you the runner up second best loser.
And what do you make of the fact that Harley Davidson produces an officially licensed and endorsed HD product that not only makes fun of a woman falling off the back of one of their motorcycles, but also degrades her by calling her a bitch? Im only using what HD has already approved of, Sparky. If they produce and market a shirt that says "IF YOU CAN READ THIS THEN THE BITCH FELL OFF", then I get to make fun of bitches who fall off of HD motorcycles. Go cry me a river, you sniveling little wannabe liberal. Im not buying it. HD says it, I just repeat it. If they say it is okay to call women who choose to ride on the back of HD motorcycles bitches, and if they find it humorous that a human being low-sides off the back of one of their motorcycles, and they make a commercial profit off of this line of reasoning, then I have no respect or sympathy for the company or anyone who this actually happens to. You dont see Honda or Yamaha or any of the other motorcycle companies in the world having this kind of attitude. The safety Nazis would shut them down in a heartbeat, but because it is HD, then we can just laugh at it. Well, Sparky, it happened, and Im laughing. If its dark humor, then I suggest you write a request to HD to explain Juniors situation to THEM and how YOU cant sleep at night because it really happened like the T-shirt says. Me, I wont lose any sleep over it, and apparently, now that Junior has another copy of the true love of his life, apparently neither will he
Well down to your level i guess...
Down to MY level? Sparky, you couldnt even begin to rise up and approach my level if you crawled back in your mothers womb and gestated through another two million years of evolution before deciding to pop back out for a look-see. If you had read / viewed my site thoroughly (which you obviously have not), then information located on the rest of the site would have given you all the answers you need to your silly little jabs.
May your wife fall off your sportbike and crack her head wide open.
Thank you. My wife has already fallen off of a sportbike, back in October 1994, but I pushed her so I don't think that really counts. She hit the pavement so hard that it tore the chin strap out of her full face helmet, gouged a six inch long, quarter inch deep gash in the side of the helmet, and knocked her completely unconscious for five minutes. She was also knocked completely silly, a first since I had only heard the expression before and never witnessed it in person, but she hit so hard that she literally lost her short term memory, like where she lived, what her name was. Good thing she carried her drivers license with her when she rode with me. It took her about an hour and a half to fully recover from the trauma / shock (the story is on my site, hell, you dig for it. I got tired of telling it so I wrote it all down and posted it). I was on a brand new '93 Honda VFR750F, this elderly idiot ran a red light as we were going through the intersection (he didnt see the big red light ahead of him), and I was able not only to push my wife (still my girlfriend back then, actually fiancÚ) off the back, but I was also able to lay the bike down, kick off myself, and thereby save both of us from the same fate as the bike, which was to be steamrollered by the full size 1976 Chevy C10 pickup truck. I attribute our lives to my being cautious, my being skilled, my being observant and also to my always expecting the worse from other people. Thanks for your wish, but you're about 7 years too late. Nice try, Sparky. Been there, done that. Saved MY wife. You see, I cared more about my wife than my bike. Still do. Bikes are replaceable, limbs and wives are not.
i`d like to see you when your 55 and hunched over that sportbike, may your back lock up around a turn and splat, one less idiot gone.
I love the well thought out logic here; that somehow the older you get, the more you need to ride a heavy, unresponsive, upright piece of shit motorcycle so you dont throw your back out on some light, nimble machine. What, when you reach a certain age does your back just spontaneously start to lock up? Not if you take care of yourself, and if you have a problem with your back locking up, I dont think you need to be on any kind of motorcycle. You know, Sparky, my cats shit turds smarter than you. Seriously. All of this just goes back to you unknowingly supporting my opinion that HD is just a big motorized wheelchair and a damn unsafe one at that. You are like all of the other idiots who write to me, you think that when I get older, I won't be able to bend at the waist and lift a 400 pound bike, but somehow, I'll be perfectly able to hop aboard, control, lift, and maneuver a 800 plus pound bike just because of the upright riding position. You guys are seriously needing to stop trying to smoke road tar as a replacement to hallucinogenics. You are as naive as you are stupid, which makes me wonder how you ever figured out how to use email. You seem to believe that I ride like an idiot when you dont even know me, which only further goes to prove your ignorance. Another ASSumption on your part. I ride sportbikes like most people ride cruisers and tour bikes, I sport tour. I dont need fifty cubic feet of hard or soft luggage to go where Im going on a motorcycle, if Im going that far, or that long, Ill take my GTP or my Blazer. I just prefer to live by the old saying "Walk softly and carry a big stick" instead of "Walk loudly and carry a small stick". I back up my riding with serious power, used only when I need to use it, not as a display of my "superiority" at every stop light I come to. When it comes to motorcycles, Id rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. My basic philosophy of life and it works nicely, thank you.
I bet you even have a neato neon light on that bike of yours.
Actually, I don't have a bike currently, and you would know that if you had done more than just skim my site, but I figure you are doing the best that you can with what you have (brain-wise, gray matter about the size of a spider ganglion surrounded by solid bone), which isn't much, admittedly. Y also really arent seriously putting forth any effort as far as I can tell, but thats to be expected from someone with a stalk of celery for a cerebellum. I don't care for flash, neon, fender eliminator kits, riding without a helmet, loud pipes, NO FEAR decals, chrome accessories, riding in shorts, riding with sandals, Corbin saddles, fuel additives, or extra decals and Troy Lee emblems plastered all over my ride. I prefer to be subtle, often changing little things on the bike but keeping it factory looking, stuff only a real fan of the line of bikes would ever notice or appreciate, things that the average gibbons would miss completely. I dont need to grab a dealer catalog and invest over 50% of the original purchase price of my bike in cosmetic add-ons, chrome accessories, and gingerbread. I am in the market for a new bike, within the next year. It most certainly will not be a Harley Davidson... It will probably be something light, powerful and technologically advanced, something along the lines of a electronic / digital fuel injected Honda CBR600F4i or a equally complex and even faster EFI fed Suzuki GSX-R750. It will most certainly NOT be a copy of 60 year old technology that belongs in a museum more than it does on the street. And it wont have neon. Ever. Neon is such a poser mod
...mental picture, you have a chain not connected to a wallet but a really large jelly dounut, i bet your a typical fat assed slob that couldnt give chase to a 12 year old car theif on foot..
The word you are looking for is "THIEF", not "THE-IF". Remember the saying "I before E except after C", Sparky? Probably not. You would if you had a basic elementary school education, which you apparently do not. Most of you six toed sister fucking hill scoggins probably still think that electricity is magic. And for your information, I don't have a chain on my wallet (I make fun of those kinds of people as well, which most of the time are Harley owners and rednecks) or a jelly doughnut (what the hell is a "dounut"? They dont sell those around here ). Again you show your complete and utter ignorance through the modern miracle of Email. Apparently, we are once again visiting the Aesops Fables tale of the Fox and the Sour Grapes. Because I do not like Harleys and because I am a police officer, I must be a fat slob who likes dounuts, sorry, doughnuts and cant chase down a 12 year old child. Man, that is right out of the typical Harley retard standard play book of ignorant responses. I really wish some of you would turn to page four or five of your tired old Harley reply book and give me something new.
Fat assed slob?
When I'm not in a Police Interceptor on street patrol, I'm riding a police department mountain bike on bike patrol or walking a beat on foot patrol. Where I live, I don't think we have many 12 year old car THIEVES (plural of 'thief', you might want to jot that down so you can refer to the correct spelling in the future there). Maybe a few 12 year old bike thieves, and those are easy to chase down. Our patrol bikes are pretty fast, especially when they are ridden by someone who is in better than average physical shape.
Well thats enough for now.......Baaaaaaa
I concur. I believe you have presented enough ignorance for now and might have exceeded your monthly allowed quota. I love how you ended your message with the word "Baaaaaaa". That's exactly what most sheep say. You forgot to mention which flock you belong to, moron. It must be one that is in a small pasture and doesnt get much fresh blood into the genetic matrix. Remember, if you are the baddest sheep out there, you are still just a sheep.